You: "I'm sorry, I'm a serial cheater. I've been cheating on my partner with not one, not two, but THREE different in-flight entertainment systems."

Flight Attendant: "Sir, we don't serve 'serial cheaters' here. Would you like a free upgrade to our 'Repeat Offender' seat?"

Learn more about our Serial Cheaters in Flight Program

Take a look at our in-flight menu and see what other options we have for you