So, you've been caught once or twice, but you've learned from your mistakes and are ready to move on to the next level. You've got some tricks up your sleeve, but your spouse is no longer buying it. Time to up your game with these intermediate cheating techniques:
1. Advanced Misdirection: Distract your spouse with a fake "emergency" while you're actually sneaking off for a clandestine meeting with your "accountant".
2. Stealth Mode: Wear a disguise to conceal your true identity and blend into the background while you're making clandestine phone calls.
3. Deception: Create an elaborate web of lies to keep your spouse from suspecting anything. Just remember, the more outlandish the story, the more likely they are to believe you (initially).
4. Evasion: Develop a sudden, intense interest in a hobby that requires you to constantly be "out" (e.g., golf, extreme ironing, etc.).
Remember, the key to success in intermediate cheating is to be creative and adapt to your spouse's growing suspicions. But be warned, the higher you climb, the harder it gets.