The Art of Not Leaving the House
Step 1: Make a list of everything you can do from bed
- Watch an entire season of TV on Netflix
- Eat Cheetos and pizza for every meal
- Learn to make the perfect ramen noodle soup
Step 2: Practice your "just one more minute" technique
Step 3: Develop a system for hiding dirty laundry in your room
Step 4: Create a "just in case" emergency kit
- Toilet paper
- Condoms
- Tissues
And that's it! You are now a master of the art of not leaving the house.
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