Speedrunning 101: A Guide to Running Through the Legal System

Welcome to the official guide to speedrunning the legal system! Are you tired of waiting for justice? Do you want to get your lawyer to hurry up and get to the point? Look no further!

Speedrunning Strategies:

• 1. Learn to read between the lines - Sometimes the law is like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but with more lawyers.
• 2. Practice your ' lawyer math' skills - You know, like, add up all the fees and hours billed...
• 3. Befriend a judge - They're like, totally down to earth, and love a good speedrun.