Telekinesis 101: The Art of Moving Things with Your Mind

Lesson 1: Basic Telekinetic Exercises

Warning: Do not try this at home. Or do, we don't judge.

In this lesson, we will cover the fundamentals of moving small objects with your mind.

1. Focus your mind: Sit comfortably, close your eyes, and clear your mind. Or don't, we won't judge.

2. Visualize the object: Imagine a small object in front of you. It could be a pen, a book, or a toaster. We won't judge.

3. Concentrate your thoughts: Focus your mental energy on the object and will it to move.

And that's it! You're now a telekinetic mastermind! (Or not.)

Take it to the next level: Telekinesis 201

And if you failed, don't worry. There's always the Epic Fail section.