Telekinesis Techniques - A Guide to Floating Like a Boss

Learn the secrets of moving objects with your mind, because who needs actual skill, anyway?

Basic Techniques

1. The Classic "Wiggle Your Eyebrow" - a timeless technique that's sure to impress.

2. "The Floating Fork Frenzy" - a delicate dance of mind-over-matter.

3. "Mind Over Matter" - a simple yet effective way to make your coffee cup levitate.

Take it to the next level
A person with a confused expression, floating in mid-air
Read about the prophets of old who mastered the art of telekinesis