Cheat Writing Guidelines for the Modern Scoundrel

Warning: the following guidelines are not for the faint of heart.

Step 1: Steal, but not in a way that gets you fired

Reward yourself with a free lunch, but only after 10 hours of research.

Hyperlinks are for suckers; just copy and paste.

Proceed to Step 2: Bury the evidence

Step 3: Lie, but only when absolutely necessary

A little white lie never hurt anyone; it's just a harmless fib.

Unless you're in the presence of your spouse; then just tell the truth.

Proceed to Step 4: Fake it till you make it