Reports of cheddar shortages have flooded the streets, as citizens scramble to find a taste of that creamy, tangy goodness. Some have turned to dark arts, seeking out the forbidden "Cheesy Black Market" for their fix. Learn more about the underground cheese trade.
As the situation spirals out of control, experts predict that the cheddar drought will last for at least 6 months, with some speculating it may never recover. The nation's collective sanity hangs in the balance, as citizens are forced to subsist on a diet of bland, government-issued crackers. Find out what the government is doing to address the crisis.
But hope remains. Rumors of a hidden stash, buried deep within an abandoned dairy factory, have sparked a sense of desperation. The "Cheddar Rescue Squad", a motley crew of determined cheese enthusiasts, is leading the charge to save the nation's beloved cheddar. Read about their daring mission.