Cheddar Rationing

The Great American Hoax

In the year 2050, the government, in a bold move to stimulate the economy, decided to ration cheddar cheese to the American people. The reasoning was that the country was over-aging, and the only way to combat this was to limit access to the finest, most majestic of cheeses.

Consequences

• Nationwide Cheese Withdrawal Symptoms
• Economic Collapse (of the heartland)
• Mass Protests and Riots in major cities across the nation