We're not just a rescue squad, we're a rescue squad with a mission. A mission to save the world's cheddar reserves from those pesky raccoons. Those masked bandits have been raiding our nation's finest from coast to coast. But we won't let them get away with it! Not on our watch!
Our squad is made up of the bravest, cheesiest heroes the world has ever seen. We've got the best equipment, the greatest skills, and the most epic mustaches in the business. So if you need help with a raccoon problem, or just want to donate to our cause, check out our donate page or learn from our prophets of cheese.