Cheddar Frenzy is a rare and potentially deadly condition that affects only the most passionate of individuals. Symptoms include an unrelenting obsession with the finest quality cheddar cheeses, a propensity for spontaneous combustion, and an inexplicable urge to wear neon pink pants.
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