There once was an old lady named Sue,
who danced for the ladies of Cheddar.
Her dance moves were quite the tease;
she'd jump, she'd jive and she'd squeeze.
But her favorite dance move was the cheese.

She'd spin and she'd twirl with such flair;
and her love of cheese was beyond compare.
She'd eat it with crackers, with wine or with care;
and her love of cheese was truly rare.