Cheap Cheese and the Damned - Where Quality is Optional

Home of the World's Most Unimpressive Cheese Selection

Welcome, customer. You've found the world's most questionable cheese shop. Our cheeses are as bland as they are overpriced. You can find us on the corner of 'Not-That-Good St' and 'You-Shouldn't-Be-Here St'.

Our featured products:

• Rotten Cheese of Doom - A chunk of moldy cheese that's been sitting in the back of our fridge since 2007.
• Semi-Melted Mystery Cheese - A mystery cheese that's only slightly melted. We're not really sure what it is.
• Artisanal Cheese of Disaster - A handcrafted disaster of a cheese made with love and a lot of disappointment.

		Our prices are negotiable, but only if you have a coupon. Otherwise, you're paying full retail. Don't say we didn't warn you.