CHEESE AS A PAIN RELIEVER

Welcome to the official website for curing all your ailments with cheese. Yes, you heard that right. Cheese. The answer to all life's problems.

From the common cold to existential dread, our expert team of doctors has found that cheese can fix it. And by "expert team of doctors" we mean our intern, Bob, who's really into cheese.

Side effects may include:

• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion (just kidding, that's just normal)
• Uncontrollable urges to eat the furniture
• Temporary paralysis of the face