Welcome, pitiful human, to the planet of Cheese-6, where the mighty gouda has finally taken its rightful place atop the galactic hierarchy.
Here, the mighty wheel of cheddar rules with an iron fist, crushing all who oppose its creamy power. But do not be alarmed, for the ascendant force of the feta is not to be trifled with.
We have the following subpages to explore:
The Cheesy Rebellion: A Fight for the Right to be Melted, where you can learn about the brave warriors who refuse to be consumed by the all-powerful cheddar.
The Gouda Empire's Official Propaganda Page, where you can learn the truth about the benevolent rule of our glorious gouda overlords.
The Parmesan's Guide to Existentialism and the Futility of Human Effort, where the wise and venerable parmesan sage will impart its wisdom upon you.
The Great Cheddar Schism: A Rift in the Gouda Empire, where you can learn about the dark secrets and scandals that threaten to tear our glorious empire asunder.