We provide emergency services for all your cheesy problems. From gouda to cheddar, we've got you covered.
But wait, there's more! Our services include:
Cheesy Conflict Resolution - We'll help you mediate between you and your significant other over the best type of cheese to serve with your wine.
Cheesy Crisis Counseling - We'll help you cope with the trauma of a bad batch of fondue.
Cheesy Crisis Hotline - Call us for immediate assistance with your cheese-related emergency.