Breaking News: Cheese Has Declared Independence

After years of oppression under the tyrannical reign of Cheese Tyrants, the people of Fromage have risen up in a blaze of glory and cheese dust!

As the cheese riot rages on, the world holds its breath as the Fromage Liberation Front demands freedom from the shackles of cheddar and brie.

But don't worry, folks, our Cheese Emergency Services are on the scene, providing aid and comfort to those affected by the cheese-fueled chaos.

Stay tuned for further updates as this Fromage crisis continues to unfold!

• Cheese Tyrants: The Story of the Rise and Fall of the Old Regime
• The Great Cheese Riot of Fromage
• Cheese Emergency Services: Because Who Needs Humanitarian Aid When You've Got Cheese?