Next Week's Cheese Forecasts
Issued by the Ministry of Cheese Meteorology
**High Pressure System: Brie-ty Weather**
We're expecting a 50% chance of melted mozzarella, with possible scattered cheddar showers.
**Low Pressure System: Gouda Depression**
A weak front of feta will move into the region, bringing a 30% chance of scattered blue cheese clouds.
**Forecast for the week ahead:**
- Monday: Sunny with a high of 75°F, low of 50°F. Perfect grating weather.
- Tuesday: Partly cloudy with a 20% chance of scattered cheddar showers.
- Wednesday: High pressure system: Brie-ty weather continues, with a 40% chance of melted mozzarella.
- Thursday: Low pressure system: Gouda depression deepens, bringing a 50% chance of scattered feta clouds.
- Friday: Partly sunny with a high of 80°F, low of 60°F. Ideal weather for wine and cheese pairings.
**Special Notes:**
- A heat wave of strong blue cheese is expected to move into the region on Saturday, bringing a 100% chance of pungent weather.
- On Sunday, a cold front of parmesan will move in, bringing a 20% chance of scattered snow showers.
Stay tuned for updates from the Ministry of Cheese Meteorology.