Cheesy Treatment Options

Option 1: The Cheddar Protocol

Our most popular treatment, this program involves intense therapy sessions with our team of expert cheddar psychologists. You will learn to confront your feelings and come to terms with your love of cheddar.

Learn more about The Cheddar Protocol.

Option 2: Gouda Therapy

Our Gouda program is for those who prefer a more mellow approach to cheese therapy. You will learn to navigate the complexities of your feelings with our team of Gouda-certified counselors.

Discover the benefits of Gouda Therapy.

Option 3: The Feta Fiasco

For those who have exhausted all other options, our Feta program is a last resort. It's a bit of a mess, but it might just work. We're not really sure.

Read more about The Feta Fiasco.