The year was 2023. The world was on the brink of chaos. But amidst the turmoil, a beacon of hope emerged: the Feta-gate scandal.
It began with a whispered rumor of a Greek dairy farmer, Andreas, who dared to use the term "Feta" instead of the proper "Salad Feta" on a cheese platter.
His transgression sparked a chain reaction of events that would leave the global cheese community reeling: