Ugh, fine. If you insist on being a Roquefort Ranters, here's your page.
For the love of all things gouda, can't you see I'm busy perfecting my Camembert?
Roquefort: the cheese that's so strong, it'll make you question your life choices.
Anyway, back to you, Roquefort Ranters.
Don't make me come over there.
Next.
“The world is full of Cheeses, the solid kind, the liquid kind, the kind that's been sat on by a goat, and the kind that's been sat on by a Frenchman in a beret”.
— A wise and venerable Cheesemonger
(Not actually a real quote, but you get the point.)