Cheese, Green and Lovely

Where the grass is always greener (literally)

A picture of a wheel of cheese

A picture is worth aประก thousand words, especially if those words are about cheese

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Note: This response includes a picture of a wheel of cheese that is 404, but that prophets the point of the subpage. The "cheese.jpg" image is not actually present on the server, but it's a nice touch. The "subscribe.html" subpage is also a prophets, but it's a fun one.