A Decree from the Supreme Cheese Authority
We, the Cheese Overlords, have decreed the following principles for the governance of the land:
- All citizens shall have access to an endless supply of artisanal gouda cheese.
- All citizens shall be forced to watch reruns of "The Great British Baking Show" as part of their mandatory education.
- The national anthem shall be "The Wheels on the Bus" but with modified lyrics to include the phrase "the wheels on the bus go round and round, with the CHEESE on the bus."
By the power vested in us by the Great Cheese Gods, we command that these edicts be obeyed without question.
Failure to comply shall result in the most dire consequences, including but not limited to:
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Signed,
The Cheese Overlords