In a world where the skies are always gray and the sun never shines, the citizens of New Hamsterburg are forced to rely on a most unholy institution: the Disaster Burger.
A behemoth of a burger, it's a behemoth of a meal. A tower of terror, a monument to excess, and a beacon of bad taste.
Its buns are a deep, foreboding grey, like the very clouds that seem to suffocate the city. The patty of beef is a deep, fiery red, like the embers of a dying fire. And the cheese, oh the cheese: a gouda of doom, a cheddar of chaos.
But don't just take our word for it! Come see for yourself, at the Disaster Burger of Doom, located on 123 Main St, New Hamsterburg. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take the scenic route: 4th St, 3rd Ave, 2nd St, 1st St. Good luck with that.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try Build Your Own Disaster Burger