Cheeseburger of Doom
The End of Days is Near, but the Flavor is Forever
A behemoth of a burger, forged in the pits of culinary despair. A behemoth of a cheese, melted to perfection in a sea of desperation.
Ingredients:
- 1 lb beef patty, ground and crushed by the weight of our collective regret
- 4 slices of processed American cheese, shredded by the tears of the damned
- 1 bun, forged in the fires of a thousand midnights
Preparation:
- Place the patty on the grill, and let the flames of despair consume it
- Melt the cheese to the point of near-meltdown, a puddle of desperation
- Place the patty on the bun, and let the tears of the damned soak into the bread