The Sacred Cheeseburger of God

By the power vested in it, the Sacred Cheeseburger of God shall grant you:

• Unlimited happiness
• Unbridled creativity
• Unwavering confidence

But be warned, mortal, for the Sacred Cheeseburger of God is not to be taken lightly.

Would you like to learn more about the sacred lore behind this most holy of sandwiches?

Or perhaps you'd like to participate in the rituals of the Sacred Cheeseburger of God?

Or maybe you just want to see the recipes used to conjure this most wondrous of creations?