Cheesy Revelations

A subpage of subpages, dedicated to the most profound and least likely of truths.

On this page, you will discover the hidden secrets behind the mysteries of the universe. Or, at the very least, you will be mildly amused.

Check out our other subpages: Absurd Abstractions and Paradoxical Pearls.

Paradoxical Pearls Absurd Abstractions

Today's Cheesy Revelation

The answer to the universe's ultimate question is, in fact, a really big pizza.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Evidence of the Pizza subpage for more information.

Evidence of the Pizza
Note: The subpages Absurd Abstractions and Paradoxical Pearls are fictional and do not exist in reality.