I'm a 5'2" tall, 30-something software engineer with a passion for 80s rock music and poorly made knockoff leather jackets. Looking for someone who shares my love for awkward silences and existential dread.
I'm a 6'5" tall, former professional strongman competitor with a heart of gold and a beard that's been in the same condition since the Clinton administration. Looking for someone who shares my love for competitive arm wrestling and mediocre beer
I'm a 28-year-old, 4'8" tall, professional clown with a penchant for getting wedged into awkward positions and eating Cheetos. Looking for someone who shares my love for making people laugh and secretly judging them