Love in the Time of Cheese
Meet our hero, Bob, who's just been dumped by his cat, Mr. Whiskers. It's a tough break-up, but Bob's determined to find love again.
He tries online dating, but every date ends in disaster. There's the woman who turned out to be a robot, the man who only liked to talk about himself, and the person who insisted on only eating salads.
Just when Bob thought all hope was lost, he met her - the love of his life, a beautiful and charming block of cheddar.
It was love at first sight, or as Bob would say, love at first bite.