Are you tired of love that's as dull as a grey sweater? Do you yearn for a spark of passion that's as bright as a disco ball? Look no further!
Don't just say 'I love you', say 'I love you so hard I've got love-induced acne on my face!'
Roses are nice, but who needs a simple bouquet when you can give 500 roses, 100 candles, and a fog machine?!
'Tis a love so strong, it's like a cheese platter at a state dinner! You'll be the gouda of my heart, my love!
Stay cheesy, my loves!