Don't bother trying to understand the intricacies of zodiac signs, planetary alignments, or astrological houses. Just ask a friend who's good with dates, or find a random number generator online.
Write down your birth date, exact time, and place of birth on a piece of paper. You can also use a spreadsheet if you're fancy.
Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds.
Generate your birth chart now!Don't bother trying to understand the intricacies of zodiac signs, planetary alignments, or astrological houses. Just ask a friend who's good with dates, or find a random number generator online.
Write down your birth date, exact time, and place of birth on a piece of paper. You can also use a spreadsheet if you're fancy.
Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds.
Generate your birth chart now!Based on your birth chart, match your zodiac sign with your ideal partner.
It's like a cosmic Tinder, but with more drama and less swiping.
Find your cosmic match!Call your friend who's into that sorta stuff and have them read your birth chart for you. Or, just pretend you're a real astrologer and make something up.
They'll be amazed by your "expertise."
Get your love horoscope reading now!Who needs actual astrology when you have sunscreen and a good novel?
Just remember: the sun will always shine brightly in your eyes, just like your soulmate's charming smile.
Go to the beach and pretend you're a free spirit!And that's it! You're now an expert in Astrology for the Clueless.
Go forth and confuse your friends and family with your newfound "knowledge."