Balthazar McFlibber

The infamous creator of the world's most mediocre artisanal jam recipes.

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Zephyr Wilder

The mastermind behind the world's most questionable artisanal cheese selection.

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Finnley P. Fjordson

The enigmatic creator of the world's most overpriced artisanal pickling recipes.

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