Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
What do you call a bear with no eyes, nose, or mouth? A bloop!
Why don't scientists take the weekends off? Because it's a lab-our-day!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
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