Welcome to the Cheatos Pineapple Judgement, where the fate of the world's fruit supply is decided. Or, at the very least, who gets to eat the last pineapple.
Today we're hearing the case of John Smith, who is being sued by his roommate, Jane Pineapple, for stealing the last pineapple off the counter.
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We're currently on recess, but don't worry, we'll be back to render a verdict soon. In the meantime, why don't you grab a snack? Maybe some actual food, like a sandwich or something?
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