Cooking with Chemical Ironing

Recipes for the Adventurous

Warning: Do not try this at home. Or do.

Radical Risotto

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of radioactive rice
• 2 cups of explosive cream
• 1 cup of hazardous herbs

Instructions:

1. Combine ingredients in a pot, then ignite.
2. Stir until the mixture reaches critical mass.
3. Enjoy the explosion.

Side effects may include:

• Temporary blindness
• Permanant hair loss
• Uncontrollable laughter