Chemical Sunscreens

Welcome to Chemical Sunscreens, where we specialize in protecting your skin from the sun's harsh rays, but mostly from your aunt's judgmental gaze.

• Reef Sunscreens - Our patented formula for keeping your skin protected and your coral reefs thriving.
• Parasol Sunscreens - Because your face is like a delicate flower, and you're a delicate human.
• Sunblock Sunscreens - The ultimate protection for when you're feeling extra sensitive.
• Sunburn Sunscreens - For when you've gone too long without sunscreen and are now regretting it.

Don't forget to check out our Reward Program for discounts and more!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our Experimental Section where we push the boundaries of sunscreen science.

About Us - Learn more about the team behind Chemical Sunscreens and their questionable life choices.