Ninja Training: Bizarre Batteries

Level 1: Battery Farting

Master the art of farting like a pro! Learn how to harness the ancient power of flatulence to disarm your enemies and sneak up on your foes.

Next Level: Battery Fire All Levels

Schedule

Monday: Practice your ocarinas

Tuesday: Learn to fart in harmony with your surroundings

Wednesday: Advanced flatulence techniques

Thursday: Stealthy farts and surprise attacks

Friday: Fart-jitsu (the art of farting)

Saturday: Fart-a-thon (endurance test)

Sunday: Rest and recover (don't fart)