Chemtrail Recipes

Welcome to Chemtrail Recipes, where we specialize in the art of creating deceptively delicious dishes that will subtly poison your neighbors, coworkers, and loved ones.

• Sarin Steak: A tender and juicy steak infused with a hint of sarin nerve gas
• NaCl Nuggets: Crispy on the outside, deadly on the inside, our take on the classic fish stick
• Mercury Mousse: A creamy, dreamy dessert laced with a hint of liquid mercury
• Lead Lassagna: Layers of pasta, sauce, and a surprise kick of lead
• Arsenic Asparagus: Steamed asparagus spears infused with a touch of white arsenic
• Mercury Mug-Cup: A refreshing beverage laced with a dash of mercury
• Lead Lassagna: Another take on the classic Italian dish, this time with a side of lead