Chemtrail Surfin' Tips

Surfing the trails of toxic waste

Warning: Chemtrail Surfin' is a hazardous activity. Prolonged exposure to chemical pollutants can cause serious health issues.

Pre-Surfing Checklist:

• Wear protective gear, including a Hazmat suit and respirator.
• Bring a water bottle filled with activated charcoal.
• Don't forget your Geiger counter.

Popular Chemtrail Spots:

• The infamous Bay of the Bleeding Toxins
• The Estuary of Eternal Poisoning
• The Abyssal Plains of Acid Rain

Chemtrail Surfin' Techniques:

1. The Caboose Slide

2. The Slope of the Toxic Turtle

3. The Dumpster Dive