Chemtrail Surfin' Tips
Surfing the trails of toxic waste
Warning: Chemtrail Surfin' is a hazardous activity. Prolonged exposure to chemical pollutants can cause serious health issues.
Pre-Surfing Checklist:
- Wear protective gear, including a Hazmat suit and respirator.
- Bring a water bottle filled with activated charcoal.
- Don't forget your Geiger counter.
Safety Precautions
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