Welcome to Chemtrails: The Unofficial Guide to Conquering the Sky

Where the clouds are made of jet fuel and your imagination

Are you ready to take your chemtrail game to the next level?

• Chemtrail Spotting 101: The Basics
• Chemtrail Surfing Tips: Catching the Perfect Wave
• Chemtrail Theory and Practice: The Science behind the Sky
• Chemtrail Recipes: Fueling Your Conquest of the Sky
• Chemtrail Fashion: Dress to Impress the Clouds

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Disclaimer: Chemtrails are not actually a thing, but let's pretend they are