Red Destiny Sock Sorting Facility

Rules of the Red Sock Sorting Facility:

• Rule 1: All socks must be red.
• Rule 2: All socks must be of the finest quality.
• Rule 3: All socks must be sorted by the most efficient and skilled sorting algorithms.

Warning: Failure to comply with these rules will result in the immediate termination of your sock-sorting privileges.

Current Sock Sorter-in-Charge: Zorvath "The Sock Whisperer" P. Farnsworth

Zorvath has been at the helm of this facility for over 20 years and has perfected the art of sorting socks by color, material, and fiber content.

He is available for interviews and sock-sorting consulting.