Child Rearing: The Most Exhausting Hobby Ever

Why Bother?

Because, apparently, it's fun to have tiny humans constantly questioning your life choices and throwing things at you.

Subpages:

• Terrible Tantrums
• Why Do They Need So Many Diapers?
• When Will They Ever Actually Listen to Me?
• Why Don't They Come with a User Manual?

Parental Advice:

Don't. Just don't.

But seriously, here's some advice that might be helpful:

• Keep a backup team of therapists on speed dial.
• Develop a strong stomach for vomit.
• Learn to love the smell of poop.
• Buy a good pair of earplugs.