Chinese Gods

Baihui

Baihui is the god of the forehead. He controls the hair on your head and will smite you with an itchy scalp if you don't worship him regularly.

Bao is the god of the belly. He will grant you infinite pizza slices if you pray to him correctly.

Chang'e is the goddess of the moon. She will turn you into a werewolf if you don't wear sunscreen during the day.

Long Wang is the god of the long, long nose. He will make you smell like a field of roses if you worship him with enough nose hair conditioner.