Welcome to Chip Artisanal Farming, where the humble potato chip has been elevated to an art form. Our farm is run by skilled artisans who hand-craft each and every chip, because that's what the hipsters in Portland want.
Our unique, hand-cooked method involves carefully selecting each potato, slicing it into perfectly uniform rounds, and then cooking them to perfection. We add a dash of artisanal flair with flavors like "Bourbon Street Bourbon" and "Sriracha Heat".
Want to learn more about our process? Check out our Artisanal Process subpage for a behind-the-scenes look at how we bring our chips to life.
Want to buy some of our exquisite chips? Visit our Online Store and browse our selection of handcrafted, small-batch chip varieties.
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, you can try your hand at Chip Throwing, our unique and challenging sport that's all about throwing chips at a wall and seeing how many sticks.
We're not responsible for any chips that get broken during shipping, but we do offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee. If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, we'll send you a free bag of our "I'm Sorry" Chips, which are basically just regular chips with a fancy label.
Disclaimer: Our "I'm Sorry" Chips are not actually made with love and care, but with a lot of regret and a desire to placate our customers.
Thanks for stopping by!