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Reports from the field confirm that chips are, in fact, still being shaped like regular chips, despite growing concerns over irregularity.
The local chip population has become increasingly cautious, with some chips opting for a more "artisanal" approach to their shaping.
As the chip industry continues to evolve, some chips are starting to wonder if they'll ever be more than just, well, chips.
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