Cheddar Chip's Bio
Cheddar Chip is a legendary hero from the land of Crunchville, known for his unparalleled ability to hold 17 different flavors of dip at once.
Cheddar Chip has been on many quests, but his most notable feat was when he single-handedly defeated the Dark Brie of Doom, a villainous fromage feared by all.
His trusty steed is a 1987 Pontiac Firebird, which he has lovingly dubbed "Dipper."
Cheddar Chip is currently on a quest for the Golden Queso, a treasure said to grant the consumer the power to eat an entire bag of Cheetos in one sitting.