**THE CHIPS HAVE BEEN LEGITIMIZED**
As you may have noticed, the chips in our inventory have been subject to intense scrutiny. But fear not, dear customer, for we have taken the necessary steps to legitimize these delightful snacks. Our team of highly trained chip experts has conducted rigorous taste tests, ensuring that every chip meets the highest standards of crunch, flavor, and existential purpose.
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