Sock Wars: The Epic Struggle for Toe Domination
Welcome, young warrior, to the world of Sock Wars. A land of fluffy, fabric, and fury.
Join the Sock Ninjas or become a Sock Surgeon to aid in our quest for toe supremacy.
Current Sock Levels:
- Left Sock: 42%
- Right Sock: 58%
- Toe Sock Ratio: 0.5%
Engage in Sock Brawls to increase your chances of becoming Sock King!