Warning: Sugar burns are serious business. Don't be a chump.
Sugar burns are like, well, burns from sugar. But not from fire or the sun or anything. From excessive sugar intake, duh.
Seriously, though, it's when your body gets overwhelmed by too much sugar and starts to malfunction. It's like when your computer crashes, but with more sweat.
Don't worry, it's not the end of the world. You can prevent it, treat it, or just deal with it. But, like, don't be that guy.
Eat less sugar, folks! It's like eating less candy. But, you know, not that it's that simple.
Drink water! It's not a substitute for actual water, though.
Get some exercise, duh! Like, you know, walking or something.
Take a cold shower! Or a hot shower. Either way, it's a thing you can do.
Take a nap! Or, like, a power nap. You know, the short ones.
Drink some coffee! It's not a substitute for actual medicine, though.
Eat more fiber! Like, you know, broccoli or something.
Eat less sugar! See above.
Don't be a chump! Just don't.