Chocolate Chip Conquest

Welcome to the Great Chocolate Chip Empire

Here, we rule the world with an iron fist of deliciousness. Our army of chocolate chips is vast and unstoppable. We will not be defeated.

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Learn how to wield the power of the chocolate chip

Discover the secret recipes for our most devastating attacks

Meet our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated lobbyists

Join our clandestine operations unit, where we infiltrate and sabotage rival nations' snack stashes

Negotiate with our team of highly trained, highly sugarcoated ambassadors

Develop the most advanced, the most devastating, the most chocolatey technology the world has ever seen

Read the epic tale of how our empire rose to power

Visit our museum of chocolatey artifacts, a testament to our greatness

View our battle plans and strategies, and try to learn from our successes and failures

Meet the brave, the fierce, the utterly delicious soldiers who fight for our cause

Read our official newsletter, filled with lies, half-truths, and complete and utter fiction

View our collection of captured, censored, and utterly destroyed enemy snacks

Read the classified documents detailing our extensive network of spies and saboteurs